Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
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You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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