He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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