this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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