This is not my ceiling
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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