i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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