Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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