Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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