I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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