no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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