According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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