And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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