I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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