I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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