Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
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I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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