You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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