Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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