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She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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