Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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