i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
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