Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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