also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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