We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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