The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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