I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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