Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Randomize