Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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