I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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