so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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