Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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