I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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