wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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