So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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