atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
how does that bad decision feel?
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