My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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