He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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