I cockslap morals
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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