Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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