i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There r osticjed everywhere
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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