why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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