my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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