I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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