Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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