How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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