Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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