Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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