So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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