her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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