we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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