I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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