literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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