He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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