Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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